July 27, 2012

Dining in the Dark = Laughs and Good Times

I hadn't used my passport in a few years and I had been looking for just the right trip. Luckily, Chef Adrianne's monthly, Dining in the Dark, was coming up and I was able to dust off the passport, fill up my gas tank and head down to casa el carajo. This month's Dining in the Dark series featured Tuscan cuisine, so I was definitely in luck. Chef Adrianne's Vineyard Restaurant and Wine Bar is actually located down in the Pinecrest/ Hammocks/BFE area of town, right next to the Tamiami Airport. The restaurant and its chef has generated a lot of buzz lately with chef Adrianne's “Maximum Flavor” segment during NBC 6's Live Miami every Thursday morning. This was my first time at the restaurant and my first time ever dining in the dark, so I went in with an adventurous spirit not knowing what to expect. This post has no pictures, because.. well.. I was blindfolded, duh! So you'll have to just take my word for it on this one and do without the visual food porn.

We walked into the dimly lit restaurant and had our seat at our designated table. The table had a typical place setting with a lace accented blindfold, when I saw that thing my inner sucia went crazy. I looked at my boyfriend and said, “I'm taking these home! PREPARATE!” And hence the mood for the remainder of the night was officially set. The restaurant was adorned with sunflowers and candlelight, the staff was very attentive throughout the night. As we got closer to dinner time, we were instructed to put on our blindfolds so our other senses (hearing, touch, smell, pervertedness and taste) would all be heightened. Our gracious emcee, chef Adrianne, advised us that as each dish was placed in front of us, we would be given time to try it and guess on our own what exactly we were eating.

Our first dish of the night was handed to us in a shot glass and we were told to drink it. We smelled and I overheard someone say, “Ay! Pero this smells like Lemon Fabuloso.” At first I thought a lemon drop shot, but that seemed out of place and then I figured out it had to be Limoncello. And sure enough it was authentic, refreshing Limoncello made with Tuscan lemons. Nothing like a shot of alcohol to get things going, DALE!

Up next, we were handed a bowl and advised to use a spoon to consume the contents. It tasted like chicken broth with pieces of crispy meat. I guessed bacon perhaps? Who knows, it was delicious and light. After picking up the bowl with my hands and chugging the soup like it was the last bit of milk in the cereal bowl, we were told it was actually Zuppa di Carbonara. It was a homemade chicken stock made with a whole chicken and fresh veggies topped with fried pancetta, freshly grated parmesan cheese and drizzled with egg yolk right before serving. This soup was great, the crunchiness from the pancetta, the creaminess from the egg yolk and the slight saltiness from the parmesan cheese all worked cohesively to make this soup wonderful. The only negative point was that I wish it would've been a slightly larger portion since I liked it so much.

Up next we were handed another small plate and told to eat with our hands. I touched around, I smelled and I overheard a guy say, "Why do I have the feeling I'm eating something I would never touch?" I felt stiff bread and my boyfriend guessed a crostini. I bit into it and tasted a slight creamy and tartness that I guessed to be goat cheese. I also tasted sweet, cooked onions and my guess was caramelized onions. Come to find out we were basically right on this one. It was indeed crostini with goat cheese and sweet onions cooked in balsamic vinegar and Chianti The onions melted in your mouth like buttah and the creaminess of the goat cheese was the antithesis of the crunch on the crostini. It was a great appetizer and I was quick to write down the ingredients so I could attempt to make it for myself later.

The next dish that was placed in front of us was a doozy; we were advised to use our silverware for this one. I overheard someone say, "There's definitely a sausage in my mouth!" After I was done laughing I got a good whiff of my plate and told my boyfriend, "It smells fishy," but he insisted it was sausage. Sausage or not, I put it in my mouth and swirled it around a bit (hey now!). It definitely had the texture of a sausage, but I couldn't get rid of that seafood-like scent. You could hear the whole restaurant trying to figure out what it was, finally it was announced that it was actually braised octopus in a Chianti reduction with cremini mushrooms. The whole place was shocked and applauded Chef Adrianne on this one. The octopus was tender and fresh, the Chianti reduction with mushrooms went great with the octopus. My boyfriend (who does not like octopus at all) was surprised at just how much he enjoyed this dish. Since we were encouraged to touch our food and I knew that no one was looking, I ran my finger across the plate to slop up the last of that Chianti reduction, don't judge me

Our next mystery dish smelled of balsamic vinegar. I overheard a guy in the table next to us shout, "There are definitely BALLS in my mouth!" And although I figured it was a bit early for that kind of thing, I thought to each his own. I used my fork and tried to stab my dish to see what I could catch. I tasted fresh and juicy tomatoes tossed in balsamic vinegar with a bit of garlic. On my second bite I got one of those balls our neighbor was shouting about, it was a mini fresh mozzarella ball. This mozzarella and tomato salad was another refreshing dish that everyone guessed correctly.

Before the next dish was even served we were given a full glass of Chianti, I liked this dish already! It was obvious that Chianti was the drink of the night. I don't know what kind of Chianti it was or what part of Tuscany it derived from, but I do know that it wasn't very acidic, medium bodied and had a bit of a nutty aroma. Luckily, our plate was served before I could finish my boyfriend's glass (yes, my boyfriend's glass, because I already drank mine #crunk). I smelled around and I got hints of meat and tomatoes. I used my fork and stabbed the plate a few times. I tasted a soft doughy ball, gnocchi perhaps? The tomato sauce had little bits of beef, bolognese maybe? Who knew, this dish was so good and it tasted even better when you accompanied it with the Chianti. In reality, this dish was indeed homemade gnocchi with homemade bolognese sauce made of Chianti, ground beef, Italian sausage and stewed with beef bones. This was another dish I wish came in a slightly larger portion, only because I enjoyed it so much and my boyfriend didn't have any leftovers I could steal.

I didn't think it could get better than the gnocchi and Chianti pairing, but I was wrong. We we given our sixth course of the night and advised to use our silverware once again. I smelled noodles and something I couldn't really pinpoint. Meat maybe? The tables around us couldn't figure it out either and one lady told a man, "Stop guessing and just put your face in it!" Something in her tone told me that it wasn't the first time she'd said that to him. I took to stabbing my plate again with my fork and fished around to see what I could catch. I tasted pasta, pappardelle maybe? But it had a large round shape, like manicotti but shorter. I tasted beef, but it seemed like shredded beef? I couldn't figure out what the sauce was but it was amazing. Chef Adrianne then explained it was braised short rib (that had been cooking for over 12 hours) with pasta di grano, also known as giant macaroni. The juice from the short rib acted as the pasta's sauce and the whole dish was topped with freshly grated parmesan. Hot hell, was this ridiculously delicious, I would've given anything to have a giant pot of this stuff all to myself.

By this time I was starting to get close to unbuttoning my jeans, remind me never to wear skinny jeans again. Luckily for my jeans, we had one course left to go. Our emcee advised us to feed our date dessert instead of feeding our selves, ay que cute. Once the dishes were served I heard a lady shout, “Ay es natilla!” I didn't taste any natilla, I tasted crunchy chopped nuts, maybe hazelnuts? Then I tasted choclatey nutella and some sort of fruit, perhaps strawberries or cherries. Lastly I tasted a vanilla custard of some sort. This dessert tasted very homey and welcoming. Like the kind of dessert you crawl into your couch to eat while watching some sappy movie like The Notebook or Superbad. I heard a guy shout, “This is better than sex!” To which chef Adrianne replied, “No, it's better WITH sex!” Both are true and it looks like chef Adrianne has a little sucia side too. Come to find out it was vanilla panna cotta with nutella, pistachios and strawberries. So simple and just so good.

After dessert, the lights slowly came on and the blindfolds were collected. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to take my blindfold home, que pena. This monthly event was so much fun that I encourage any couple or group of friends to go. We spent the whole night giggling and eating delicious food. We also learned about Tuscan cuisine and how the most delicious food is usually made with great ingredients and not a whole lot of fuss. The only negative I saw was that I would've liked to have seen heartier portions of the entree dishes, especially since they were so delicious that you just wanted more of them. I've never been to this restaurant during it's regular dinner service, but I have heard the portions are huge. My boyfriend and I thought back to all the great meals we've had this year and we both agreed that our dining in the dark meal was the best we've had so far.
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Restaurant Details:
Chef Adrianne's Vineyard Restaurant and Wine Bar
(305) 408-8386
11510 SW 147th Ave
Miami, FL 33196
www.chefadriannes.com



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2 comments:

  1. lol I laughed everytime you mentioned stabbing your plate for food. I definitely want to go to the next one!

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  2. This sound really interesting!!! I might take my hubby. How much was it per person/couples, if u don't mind me asking.

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