Dark Dining Eyes Wide Shut Masquerade Ball GIVEAWAY!

August 28, 2013

Over a year ago, I wrote at length about the perverted good time I had at Chef Adrianne's Dark Dining dinner. After 5 years of hosting dark dining dinners, Chef Adrianne has decided to crank up the intensity and get all turnt up for her next dark dining event. Covered in double entendres, the Eyes Wide Shut Masquerade Ball is slated to be all sorts of kinky, fun and delicious. It's happening on September 20, 2013 at the Coral Gables Country Club.


Bar Crudo Brings Raw Deliciousness to SoFi With A Sprinkle Of Autism Awareness

August 27, 2013

I first mentioned Bar Crudo many moons ago when the folks behind Lee & Maries Cakery had big dreams to open a seafood restaurant next door to their blossoming bakery. Over a year later and Bar Crudo is finally here bringing very needed quality seafood to SoFi at reasonable prices. Much like Lee & Marie's, the team at Bar Crudo plans to employ adults with Autism Spectrum Disorder and bring awareness to the surrounding community about Autism. The restaurant has a cool fifties vibe with a laid back feel. Seriously, the place is, like, SUPER cute.

:CLOSED: South Beach's Umami Brings More Burgers to South Florida

August 17, 2013

Umami came into town from California with lots of hopes of being the burger equivalent of the second coming of Jesus Christ. The restaurant chain is the brain child of former journalist, Adam Fleischman and was even ranked best burger in the country by GQ. So lots of high hopes for this place from the jump. The restaurant took over the previous 8oz burger bar location on Alton Rd, which is considered by some as a hamburger graveyard. So rather hesitantly, I checked this place out. Mostly because the last burger transplant I eagerly went to that was supposed to be, "The Shit," turned out to be just shit.
The Menu Warning: Their website shows an outdated menu

Cooking Class At Edge Benefitting No Kid Hungry

August 13, 2013

Chef Aaron Brooks (From Edge Steak) and Chef Todd Erickson (From Have Gastro-lounge) are teaming up off for a good cause. Last time I wrote about these two they were getting ready to battle it out at the Heart Of A Chef festival. Now they're joining forces to teach a cooking class at Edge Steak on September 21, 2013. The class will revolve around creating tapas and is aptly titled, "Small Bites, Big Appetites.”

Frita Showdown Ticket Giveaway!

August 5, 2013

Are you a fan of Fritas? Well my friend, Burger Beast, is hosting a pretty amazing event at Magic City Casino called the Frita Showdown on August 14, 2013. Burger Beast is on a mission to find the Best Frita in Miami and he's doing that by hosting a competition where 5 popular Frita Cubana restaurants will face-off.

Mojo Donuts FTW!

August 1, 2013

Someone recently asked me, "I can't find your review of Mojo Donuts, where is it?" It was then that it suddenly dawned on me, I've never written about it. How the fuck did that even happen? I guess I was too busy deep-throating bacon logs to notice. Since it opened a few months back, I've been there several dozen times. I've smuggled these donuts all the way to Jacksonville to share with friends and I've brought one of my friends to the brink of gestational diabeetus because of this place.

The Donut Selection